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PostSubject: Short Jokes   Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:30 pm

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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Whos the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the mans wife said. "Heres your chicken." said the farmer.

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an upgrade."

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type Happy Birthday.

Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"



lol! lol! lol! lol! SO FUNNY
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:11 pm

lol fumnny !!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:15 am

Joe banks 82 years young has been feeding ducks for a longtime
Recenntly Joe relised that there was no ducks.
Some say the ducks went to tortonto,otherMexicio
and some peoplesay joe was sitting there feeding those ducks or maybe there is no space in this world for joe and his ducks
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:48 pm

lol! lol! lol! funny
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:01 am

roses are red vilonts are blue before god made us were the hell were u (i got it from rumesha) Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:22 pm

dont steel others jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:59 am

Ehp the hell is i am loser?
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:21 am

that is marah turky changed her name lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:35 am

ha lol
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:41 am

haha so funny
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:51 am

nice name marah "i am loser " lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol hahahahahahahahahahahah funny
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:54 am

turki didn't change it......it was sam Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:56 am

oh "really"
how did she do dat
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:00 am

turki talled me today he said it was sam idy but he said it was her silent
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:03 am

no it wasn't sam Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:06 am

so it was u turki!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y did u do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:21 pm

wtf y do u alwayzz blame sam and all da galzz for stuff
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:51 pm

then y did u do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:22 pm

yes i did it any problems madam Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Short Jokes   Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:23 pm

no
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